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White Collar - When to Say No

Also posted on my fanfiction account. Not putting this on my writing tumblr since I’m considering just deleting that anyway, and it was for original crap only anyway.

The FBI agents were not always immune to Neal’s blue eyes. He used them as a weapon, a part of him that—when conjoined with his charisma—could be loaded against someone until they had been charmed away to insensibility. Peter knew this, and thought he had a shield against it. He knew when to say “no” to his CI.

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kisrahferraris:

mcalhen:

I made this yesterday. It’s huge. That’s a ten inch plate. It is a peanut butter cookie…well, a cookie bar. I’m supposed to make it long and all oval or square like, but I thought, “Fuck this shit, I’mma make a bunny.”

HUUUUUGE! :O


It even looks like it has an eye. Was that an accident?

No, it’s intentional. I pressed an eye into it with my finger when molding it, before I baked it. It looks like it’s sleeping with the way it baked, though. xD

I made a giant peanut butter cookie bar in the shape of a rabbit.

…And I didn’t take a picture. I could probably still do that if I wasn’t being too lazy to take the camera downstairs and take a picture. P:

usedempyrealthunder:

salusa:

ginnypants:

shanellestumblr:

Saw this circling around Facebook and want to repost because I can’t agree more!

The Tumblr community is notorious for wanting novelty pets simply because of the novelty (fuzzy chicken, chinchilla, etc) without doing any research. Please, please please do your research before you even consider getting a rabbit for Easter. And NEVER buy one as a GIFT! They are a personal commitment that you must make yourself, not that you can make for other people or that other people can make for you.

this please!!!! mattie and I were going to buy one of about 10 guinea pigs at the store the friday before easter but decided to wait and think about it… we came back on monday and EVERY PIG HAD BEEN SOLD. we got numchucks that day and he’s a sweetie of course, but the clerk told us people tell them to just grab a random guinea pig and box it up for an easter present. it blew my mind and broke my heart D:

as an owner of bunnies i second this heartily. rabbits need a lot of care and attention and they aren’t pets one should just get on a whim!

Omg you have bunnies could you be even more awesome

Really important stuff to know, IMO - and some rabbits can even live far more than ten years.

That said, I always get anxious around Eastertime because I know a lot of bunnies are going to homes where they will be neglected until they die, or they’ll wind up in shelters. : /

MCalhen Commissions - 2013

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mcalhen-creations:

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General Information:

1. My prices differ based on where they ship and if I ship them. Convention items are cheaper than anything I ship because I send them in bulk, and they are bought at the table.

2. Payment after I make the item, but BEFORE I ship it.

3. PayPal payments only.

4. I can decline a commission at any time.

5. I base my Shipping & Handling prices not only on what it costs to send it, but the boxes or bubble envelope I ship it in, as well as the bags I buy to secure a lot of stuff in, in case the packaging gets wet. S&H prices will be adjusted if anyone orders more than one thing, since I can usually shave off a bit on the price! Unfortunately, my international prices are sadly high because I’ve taken some losses by trying to go lower. I cannot afford to end up giving away my stuff in the end, so they have to be quite high to cover the cost of S&H, materials, and still give me something for my labor.

6. No refunds—I try my best with the product at hand (and if there is some issue with it, I’d like to know), but I cannot control what happens in the mail. I do my best to make sure things ship safely. I will take pictures of the product before I send it and ask for opinions on it so it can be approved, too.

7. Making something takes time. I like to try to take no more than two weeks, but depending on scheduling, it sometimes takes a bit longer. As soon as the item is paid for, however, I do try to get out as soon as I have transportation and the post office is open!

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Sea turtle
With US S&H: $16
With International S&H: $22

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Mini Squid
With US S&H: $7
With International S&H: $10

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Rabbit
With US S&H: $17
With International S&H: $23

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Regular Sized Octopus
With US S&H: $15
With International S&H: $20

Plus costs—if you order an octopus with any of the above, the following prices will be additional:
A cog around the eye: $1
(Additional cogs also cost $1, so if you want two, it would be $2)
Stovepipe/Top Hat: $2
Mustache: $1

(Example: If you order an octopus with a mustache and a top hat, It will be $3 extra on top of the price, so if you’re ordering US, that’ll be $18, if you order International, it would be $23. If you have any further questions, contact me!)

Colors Available: Orange, Light Blue, Dark Blue, Mint Blue, Light Purple, Purple, Dark Purple, Gray, White, Tan (“Bone”), Dark Brown, Black, Yellow, Bright Red, Burgundy, Bright Pink, Light Pink, Lime Green, Light Sage Green, Dark Sage Green

Unfortunately, I cannot offer the following for sale at the moment due to the impossibility of finding 6 mm eyes lately (and I may have to rethink eyes on them if I continue to have trouble with them): mini octopus, seahorse, and turtle

Customized Items are by INQUIRY:

1. You can contact me at MushyKHendricks@hotmail.com

2. The price of materials, the S&H, and labor are all very relative to this, as well as the complexity of the item. I will run a price by you when you inquire if I accept, and you can decide if you still want to commission me after that.

3. Unlike the items I have set prices for, coloring is not as limited, but keep in mind that I have to be able to find the color, and the cost of some yarn is quite high compared to others. If you specifically want wool or cotton over acrylic, expect to pay a lot more.

4. All general information still applies to customized items unless otherwise stated.

5. If you want to see what I can do with custom pieces, please feel free to browse my tumblr (mcalhen-creations), deviantart (mcalhen), or FB page (MCalhen Creations)! (:

Thank you for considering me! I try to be friendly and helpful, so don’t be afraid to ask questions, despite the strict business-like tone of the rest of this entry!

Reblogging! \o/

salad-suud:

imagemcalhen replied to your post: also suddenly im being followed by a lot of…

I’m here for the stupid spiral things, but also because Lin says you’re awesome

well i still have to read spiral: alive so you can look forward to more stupid liveblogging :’D

(also dont trust her, she’s fallen for my adorable charms and i am now her beloved little sis so she’s biased)

Yeah, I saw someone (Aza, I think) pressing you to read Spiral Alive. Unless I imagined that, I’m half-tired right now so I can’t keep up with everything on tumblr that I have seen in the past half hour or so xD

I trust her! EVEN BIASED LIN IS TRUSTWORTHY TO ME

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